hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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