I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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