do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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