well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
wanna go halves on a baby?
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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