Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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