Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize