I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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