dude i'm inner monologue high
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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