i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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