Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
He had one of those small greek statue penises
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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