I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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