He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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