I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
vagina is talking i cant
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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