I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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