i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
my sisters under your porch take her home
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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