I'm laying in your front yard are you home
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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