She's JV to your varsity
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
