I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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