k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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