so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
where are my eyebrows?
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