It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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