Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You are the jesus of drinking
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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