She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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