This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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