Joe is yelling at the trees again.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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