Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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