i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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