Me too!
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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