dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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