How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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