i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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