you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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