perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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