I feel like I'm in dance class right now
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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