just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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