Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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