Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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