All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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