I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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