After last night, I could never be a politician.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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