btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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