She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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