it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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