so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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