On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Randomize
