Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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