too bad you live with your parents still
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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