what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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