I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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