It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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