Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
It's blow job season.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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