I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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