I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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