i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Randomize