Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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