Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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